WALTERS Wise Words.com (The Hunts Post, January 23) must be a website where we can hear more of his gospel and preaching. This was episode 11 of the Keith Walters Revival Show. As a soap opera it gets more interesting. For the benefit of readers and Cou

WALTERS' Wise Words.com (The Hunts Post, January 23) must be a website where we can hear more of his gospel and preaching.

This was episode 11 of the Keith Walters Revival Show. As a soap opera it gets more interesting.

For the benefit of readers and Council Tax payers who have missed out on the fairytale: the blushing Mark Lloyd could not marry Cambridgeshire County Council.

He stamped his foot and refused. Gallant Keith travelled up north to grovel. He treated the prospective bride with a slap-up northern lunch of fish 'n' chips at £30 a head and pleaded that the bridesmaids of the Appointments Committee were ready and waiting for the ceremony.

The electorate of Cambridgeshire had forgotten to record this episode and were just waiting, with dread, for their 2008-2009 Council Tax bills.

Meanwhile, Mark Lloyd was convinced by the emissary Keith Walters that his true love, after all, was Cambridgeshire and that the dowry of £200,000 a year and relocation expenses meant that the glass slipper fitted.

Keith and Mark lived happily ever after until ...

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