* There's always someone worse off. * No-one ever said life was fair. * Stop feeling sorry for yourself. * You're always depressed, what's new? * Try not to be so gloomy. * It's your own fault. * I think your depression is a way of punishing us. * Haven't you grown tired of all this me, me, me stuff yet? * Believe me, I know how you feel. I was depressed once for several days. * Have you tried Camomile tea?